My cover with a friend of mine, of Justin King's Larivee guitar video

im playing bass and my friend is playing guitar

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View Poll Results: Should DSG Inventories be hidden?
Yes		2	15.38%
No		3	23.08%
Yes, but we should be able to pay credits to view someone's inventory		0	0%
No, but we should be able to pay credits to hide our own inventory for a week		8	61.54%
I don't care		0	0%
Votes: 13. You may not vote on this poll.

Should DSG inventories be public?

Future games shouldn't be a three-way tie as is, however I know some of you have voiced concern about this.

Now is the time to let us know what you think ;)

Notice the blue anime guy at the top of every page? and how he has crap to say?

Do you have something humorous to say?

Post your suggestions, and maybe we'll add them!

Limited to up to 3 lines, and up to approximately 40 character per line (variable-width font so is hard to say, might fit more might fit less).

Can include links, and can include images (approx 16 pixels tall will fit on 1 line, but it can take up more than 1 line).

In general we are more likly to approve dark/sarcastic/angsty humor than bright and cheery (just look at the character!).

It's also worth noting that the sayings are per-character and if/when we add new character they will get entirely new sayings.
For example, your submissions may show up on the forum/front pages, but won't show up on http://shys.us because that's Dax and not the blue anime guy =)

So...
Let's have em!

P.S. 1000 credits for the first, 250 credits for each additional that gets approved ;)
P.P.S. That's per person

Looks like we are going to have a lunar eclipse wednesday evening, february 20th at around 10pm eastern time. The lunar eclipse isnt quite as spectacular as a solar eclipse, but sometimes it is pretty neat all the same.

Any of you guys with good photographic telescopes and cameras should get out there and get some pictures. Im gonna see if i can get a few, could be neat.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2...nareclipse.htm

Kil'Jaeden!!!

Legendary Bow!!!!
# Legendary Bow Haste - Increases ranged attack speed by 15%. Does not stack with quiver or ammo pouch haste effects.
# Requires No Ammo - Thori'dal generates magical arrows when the bow string is drawn. Does not use ammo.

Rocket Mount!!!


World of Warcraft PTR Patch 2.4.0

Patch notes can always be found at:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/
The latest test realm patch notes can always be found at:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/patchnotes/test-rea lm-patchnotes.html




The Sunwell Isle

* The Sunwell Isle is now available for play. This area includes a new quest hub and 5-player and 25-player instances. Join the Shattered Sun Offensive in shutting down Kael’thas’ nefarious operations. This new force is comprised by both the Aldor and Scryers and is led by the Naaru. Players will take part in claiming Sun’s Reach and setting up a larger base of operation to stop Kael’thas and the Legion.

And now, for something completely different:

Found myself in tears laughing at the very end post.

"I got banned from a My Little Ponies website"

Click here to view the full article!

While these """""facts""""" or not necessarily "funny" I still found them entertaining to read, hope you can enjoy them too.

Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
• The 'You are here' arrow on a map is called the IDEO locator.
• MTV first aired at 12:01 AM on August 1, 1981. The first video was 'Video Killed the Radio Star' by the Bugles.
• There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
• The number of cars on the planet is increasing three times faster than the population growth

• At - 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
• Pearls melt in vinegar.
• A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
• Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
• There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
• Hair and nails do not continue to grow after death. The skin recedes, making it appear to grow.
• Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
• Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
• The cockroach dies from radiation and would not survive a nuclear war.
• In the southern hemisphere, water always swirl anti-clockwise down into a pipe.
• About 8 million blood cells die in the human body every second, and the same number are born each second.
• Eighteen per cent of all global carbon dioxide emissions are from cars.
• Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
• It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
• 35 meters of hair fiber is produced every day on the average adult scalp.
• Hair is the fastest growing tissue in the body, second only to bone marrow.
• Dolphins don't automatically breath; they have to tell themselves to do it.

•The term Cop comes from Constable on Patrol, which is a term used in England.
• Onions get their distinctive smell by soaking up sulfur from the
soil.
• Nobel Prize resulted from a late change in the will of Alfred Nobel, who did not want to be remembered as a propagator of violence-he invented dynamite.
• Whoopi Goldberg was a mortuary cosmetologist and a bricklayer before becoming an actress.
• Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
• Charlie Chaplin won third place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
• Walt Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated for some time. Another story states that: Mickey mouse was not named after Mickey Rooney he was made on a train ride from New York after Walt found out he didn't actually own Oswald the lucky rabbit. The mouse Walt drew was originally named Mortimor But his wife Lilly didn't like that name so she suggested Mickey and the name stuck.

• Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he didn't wear pants.
• From 1942 until the end of World War II, Oscars were made out of plaster to conserve metal. After the war, the winners received "real" replacement statues.

• The only Oscar statuette ever made of wood was presented to Edgar Bergen in 1938 for his "outstanding comic creation," his ventriloquist dummy Charlie McCarthy.

• A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.
• Pamela Lee-Anderson is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.
• Tokyo has had 24 recorded instances of people either killed or receiving serious skull fractures while bowing to each other with the traditional Japanese greeting.

Here are some pretty interesting facts about Abraham Lincoln and JFK, two former presidents of the US (just in case you didn't know )

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


hmmm, who knew history could be so funny?

here are some funny """""facts""""" I found whilst browsing the internet, hope you enjoy them.

NOTE: The comments in parenthesis are not mine.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

A mantis breeder has assured me that you preying mantis can copulate with the male's head still attached, even several times.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

I'm quickly approaching the 100 subscribed RSS feeds mark (currently at 91). Damn, it seems like it wasn't too long ago that I was manually typing in URLs to check for updates and hitting refresh on Slashdot.

What are your favorite RSS feeds? I'm not so interested in the big ones (Digg, etc)--I want to find those smaller, hidden feeds that have glorious content.

My feeds are below if you want to see what I already have. Hopefully I can make it to 100 by next week ;)

http://www.bloglines.com/public/DranoK

Not sure what I'll do if I succeed. Maybe buy a cake. Next week's my birthday anyway, so it's kind of a no-brainer ;)

Just saw him live. all i can say is amazing. his lyrics are powerful and mind blowing check out the song "Convience Stores" on his myspace

http://myspace.com/buddywakefield

lyrics:
Convenience Stores
by Buddy Wakefield

We both know the smell of a convenience store at 4 am like the backs of a lotta hands.
She sells me trucker crack (Mini-Thins[like Vivarin]). Doesn’t make me feel awkward about it.
She can tell it’s been a long drive, and it’s only gonna get longer.
Offers me a free cup of coffee, but I never touch the stuff.
Besides, I’m gonna need more speed than that.

We notice each other’s smiles immediately.
It’s our favorite thing for people to notice – our smiles.
It’s all either one of us has to offer.
You can see it in the way our cheeks stretch out like arms
wanting nothing more than to say “You, are welcome here.”
She -
shows brittle nicotine teeth with spaces between each one.
Her fingers are bony. No rings. And she’d love to get’er nails done someday.
One time she had'er hair fixed.
They took out the grease, made it real big on top, and feathered it.
She likes it like that.
She will never be fully informed on some things just like I will never understand who really buys
Moon Pies, or those rolling, wrinkled, dried-up sausages, but then again, she’s been here a lot
longer than me. She's seen everything from men who grow dread locks out of their top lips to
children who look like cigarettes.
I give’er my money. I wait for my change. But I feel like there’s something more happening here.
I feel -
like a warm mop bucket and dingy tiles that’ll never come clean.
I feel like these freezers cannot be re-stocked often enough.
I feel like trash cans of candy wrappers with soda pop dripping down the wrong side of the plastic.
I feel like everything just got computerized.
I feel like she was raised to say a LOT of stupid things about a color.
And I feel like if I were to identify myself as gay –
This conversation would STOP.

Click for more lyrics

Ok so I exaggerate the title, but this is still pretty cool!

http://www.isoma.net/games/GogglesBeta09.swf