Because I often fire my crossbow AT MY FUCKING MONITOR.

Bleh, enjoy your 1k credits :P

And here I thought I was the only one.
(You know it's fucking cool and deep down you want it.)

That was the line I used to get her hooked on crystal meth.

Yeah.. that was almost impressive but i bet its not bulletproof!

If a pair of jeans costs thousands of dollars, how much is this monitor?

Impressive alright, but how would it stand up against, say, a direct nuclear missile strike?
That is my primary concern today.

holy smokes i still think thats a friggen great monitor how mutch in the usa?

The only reason I don't make fun of you is because I think anyone who uses 'holy smokes' is easily 20% cooler than anyone else. I hope to see more of you.