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LiQUiD_X
Get it? Helpful People? ha ha ha!

Quote:
Kylie: Hello LiQUiD_X.
Kylie: Welcome to HP Total Care for Pavilion Notebooks . My name is Kylie. How may I help you today?
LiQUiD_X: Hi I'm just trying to find a product specifications sheet for the dv9700z notebook, specifically the dimensions so that I can locate a case that will fit it.
Kylie: Sure, I will help you with this.
Kylie: May I have the Serial (eg: CNS34915MC), Product (eg:DS542U) and the Operating System installed (eg: Windows XP or Vista} in the Notebook?
Kylie: You may find that on a sticker attached to the underside of the Notebook.
LiQUiD_X: I do not have the laptop yet, it's in the mail so I do not have that information.
Kylie: I do need the product number to give you exact information regarfing the specifications.
Kylie: *regarding.
LiQUiD_X: well, I have the invoice with the order number if that would help. It lists the notebook as "HP Pavilion dv9700z Entertainment CTO NB" Product #GW910AV
Kylie: Thank you for the information.
Kylie: GW910AV is the product number of the Notebook.
LiQUiD_X: That would be why I said Product #GW910AV :)
Kylie: Please provide me with your Order number and phone number.
LiQUiD_X: Order number is XXXXXXXXXXX phone number is ###-###-####
Kylie: May I have 2-3 minutes of your time while I search for the information which would resolve the issue.
LiQUiD_X: ok
Kylie: Thank you.
Kylie: Thank you for your time and patience.
Kylie: I have Notebook specification with me, shall I proceed with the specification.
LiQUiD_X: yes please
Kylie: HP Pavilion dv9700z customizable Notebook PC
Genuine Windows Vista Home Premium (32-bit)
AMD Athlon(TM) 64 X2 Dual-Core Mobile Technology TK-57 (1.9 GHz, 512KB L2 Cache)
17.0" WXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescreen Display (1440 x 900)
$40 OFF 2GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm)!!
256MB NVIDIA GeForce 8400M GS
FREE Upgrade to HP Imprint Finish (Radiance) + Webcam + Microphone!
LiQUiD_X: Yes that is quite the copy and paste from the invoice e-mail.
LiQUiD_X: Do you happen to have dimensions?
Kylie: May I have 2-3 minutes of your time while I search for the information which would resolve the issue.
LiQUiD_X: Sure
Kylie: Thank you.
Kylie: Thank you for your time and patience.
LiQUiD_X: No problem
Kylie: Here are the dimensions 17.0" WXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescreen Display (1440 x 900).
LiQUiD_X: So.. no ACTUAL dimensions?
LiQUiD_X: That's the screen size =)
LiQUiD_X: I need to know a width, height, and depth to determine which case it would fit in. Typically they presented like this:
LiQUiD_X: Dimensions: 17.5" x 2.5" x 13.75"
LiQUiD_X: But it's ok I'll just wait until it arrives and then use a space-age technology known as a RULER
Kylie: Okay.
LiQUiD_X: Thank you for your time =)
Kylie: Its my pleasure to assist you.
Kylie: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
LiQUiD_X: No, thank you, I do not need further assistance burning time. I believe I can handle that on my own.
Each of those 2-3 minute waits were 9-12 minutes.
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66 Days 4 Hours ago, DeathCharms said...

tldr

66 Days 4 Hours ago, Kevlar said...

I would have stabbed my eyes repeatedly.
Was it a robot?

66 Days 2 Hours ago, Immubus said...

I was supposed to get my fucking laptop today argh. DHL leaves me a notice saying "we tried to deliver" while I WAS AT HOME eating a salad and chicken breast. I then tried calling their hotline and they said I'm very sorry bla blah, but your delivery is not guaranteed until tomorrow. Fucking morons. Sometimes I wish I was a Shinigami :/

63 Days 17 Hours ago, LiQUiD_X said...

You know.. my Laptop was delivered by DHL too.. They just dropped it at the door and left, didn't bother to knock or ring the bell at all. The only reason I knew it was even delivered is because I was refreshing the tracking info page.

63 Days 12 Hours ago, Onionpaste said...

That CS rep was almost as bad as WoW GMs. If not worse.


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