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Monday, January 7th, 2008 (587 Views)
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LiQUiD_X
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The_Fur: where do i fail again?
BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level.
BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl.
BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman
BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live
BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere


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128 Days 17 Hours ago, Onionpaste said...

Love the pic. I thought they were sloshing it at each other at first, then I saw the broken mug.

128 Days 17 Hours ago, DranoK said...

Why would organs donated for science end up inside of people?

128 Days 17 Hours ago, Onionpaste said...

Good catch.

128 Days 15 Hours ago, Ratha said...

Epic fail because of toast gone wrong? Or is the picture unrelated to the story? It confuses me.

128 Days 15 Hours ago, DranoK said...

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Originally Posted by Ratha View Post
Epic fail because of toast gone wrong? Or is the picture unrelated to the story? It confuses me.
       &nbsp ;_
       /|\
       &nbsp ;|
       &nbsp ;----- EPIC FAIL!!!



Sorry, had to ^_^

128 Days 15 Hours ago, <LCC> said...

Haha. I was gonna post that pic a couple days ago and then forgot.

128 Days 3 Hours ago, Ratha said...

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Originally Posted by DranoK View Post
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp ;_
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;/|\
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp ;|
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp ;----- EPIC FAIL!!!



Sorry, had to ^_^
You realize how epic this fail is when you view the page from the blog section. :P

128 Days 3 Hours ago, DranoK said...

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Originally Posted by Ratha View Post
You realize how epic this fail is when you view the page from the blog section. :P
No, it just requires the manual mental rendering of HTML. All the cool kids can do it =)


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