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here are some funny """""facts""""" I found whilst browsing the internet, hope you enjoy them.

NOTE: The comments in parenthesis are not mine.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

A mantis breeder has assured me that you preying mantis can copulate with the male's head still attached, even several times.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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180 Days 16 Hours ago, DranoK said...

I'll be your debunker tonight. Please, take a seat =) I don't have time to look them all up, but I'll at least point out the ones I know off-hand.

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
Um, this is entirely dependent on the size of the hole we're talking about.

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
This is dubious. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pig#Pig.27s_Orgasm

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
While I think "nine days" is just some arbitrary number the original author pulled out his ass, it is true cockroaches can live without their head. http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?art...C0A&sc=I100322

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
Subjective. Not even counting different metabolic rates there's no measurement of speed, force, or distance. This number was pulled out his ass.

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
This is a total lie. Dismounting is when most males are canablalized. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praying_mantis

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)
Complete myth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle#...7_human_muscle

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Complete bullshit. Most species of primates practice rampant lesbianism for fun. Not to mention the other documented cases of homosexuality in animals. A significant number of mammals also jack off ^_^

I'm sure there was more to debunk in that post, but those are the easy ones.

180 Days 15 Hours ago, Colonel_Lance said...

haha, nice

177 Days 17 Hours ago, Hmm said...

What I find more ironic is that your debunking comes from wikipedia, the most unreliable source in the known universe.

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Complete bullshit. Most species of primates practice rampant lesbianism for fun. Not to mention the other documented cases of homosexuality in animals. A significant number of mammals also jack off ^_^
This is bullshit. Only one species of primate has what could be called a rampant practice of lesbianism. Furthurmore, citing random documented cases of homosexuality in animal species as a general proof of sex for pleasure is illogical. And unless culture norms have changed recently, I never heard of any sane person calling masturbation and sex equal actions.

177 Days 17 Hours ago, DranoK said...

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Originally Posted by Hmm View Post
What I find more ironic is that your debunking comes from wikipedia, the most unreliable source in the known universe.
First, I'm not sure you actually understand what the word "ironic" means, as your usage there doesn't really make sense, even in the more casual, modern sense of the word.

Second, using such a glaring hyperbole to attack wikipedia's credibility is an amusingly juvenile form of debate.

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...citing random documented cases of homosexuality in animal species as a general proof of sex for pleasure is illogical. And unless culture norms have changed recently, I never heard of any sane person calling masturbation and sex equal actions.
Are you seriously arguing this? I mean, really? Genital arousal is key to virtually all mammalian forms of intercourse. The evolutionary purpose of such arousal is fairly clear.

I'm sorry, I don't mind debate, but put a bit of thought into it ^_^

177 Days 16 Hours ago, Ratha said...

Of all the topics there that could be debated... Animal sex for the win!

177 Days 16 Hours ago, LiQUiD_X said...

furfreak

177 Days 13 Hours ago, Ratha said...

Dig that one up from the private archives Liquid? :P

This thread keeps getting more and more racy.. so much for Lance's innocent fun facts post. You guys are going to scare Lance away from posting new threads if you keep thread crapping all of em. Lol.

Internet buddies for the win!

177 Days 13 Hours ago, DranoK said...

I'm sure he'd be more offended if we thought we had to treat him with padded gloves ;)

177 Days 13 Hours ago, Ratha said...

Err.. thats very thoughtful of you... i think. :)

177 Days 12 Hours ago, Colonel_Lance said...

Yeah...me and padded gloves don't mix.

I really don't mind whatever you guys want to say about my posts as long as it's what you think rather than just "hey look, lance posted a thread, lets trash it!"

I get a kick out of what you guys say, though I must say that every time someone "debunks" my posts it makes me feel like I've somehow failed. Which, I think, I kinda have. I don't usually think through everything before I post about it. I didn't even read all the "facts" before posting but I thought they'd be good.

Anywho, it's a pleasure being a part of this community.

cheers.

177 Days 7 Hours ago, Ratha said...

Failed.. >_<

DranoK made Lance's puppy look sad now. Mean old forum admins. The puppy will no longer be cute, but will be sad instead. :( :(

176 Days 17 Hours ago, DranoK said...

Aww, don't feel like you've failed. And there's been many a thread you posted I said nothing but positive things about ^_^

We're glad to have you around, one way or another.

174 Days 10 Hours ago, Darth Druka said...

60 people on average die due to lifesavers. ( the candy )

174 Days 8 Hours ago, DeathCharms said...

0 people a year die from airplane turbulence, begs to ask the question why all the fucking blabber about buckling up, cause if your in a 747 going down a seatbelt wont help shit.

174 Days 7 Hours ago, DranoK said...

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Originally Posted by DeathCharms View Post
0 people a year die from airplane turbulence, begs to ask the question why all the fucking blabber about buckling up, cause if your in a 747 going down a seatbelt wont help shit.
Hint: It has nothing to do with your safety.

174 Days 2 Hours ago, Darth Druka said...

lol its true. dranok.


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